Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
third nipple confirmed
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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