you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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