You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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