Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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