I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Your shirt... Was in my pants
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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