you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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