I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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