She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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