Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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