she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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