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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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