I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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