Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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