If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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