What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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