My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so let's talk penis.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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