i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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