we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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