I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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