Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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