I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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