FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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