isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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