drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Floor bacon is actually really good
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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