You're my little dorito
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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