It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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