I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
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ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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