32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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