Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Do plants get herpes?
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