I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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