I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think a kid would responsible me up
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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