I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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