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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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