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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
