honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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