The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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