it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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