Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i love accidental penises.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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