i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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