That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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