You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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