There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Non-Jews are for practice
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
