It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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