This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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