is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Drake has all the answers
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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