Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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