doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
