i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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