You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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