Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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