where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize