New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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