I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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