All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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