I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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